Delivery!
Last week the PPP brought to you a zoo story of Ninio the gay Polish elephant. Today we have another zoo story. At the Berlin Zoo on Friday April 10th, a crazy lady decided to take off her shoes and pay Knut a little visit!
The 32-year-old German, who was visiting the zoo with her husband and baby, broke into the polar bear enclosure during feeding time! Yep, you know where this is going.
When she started swimming toward them in their environment she acted like she was in the Garden of Eden. The crazy woman swam towards one of the older polar bears as Knut was not around at the time. What was she thinking of swimming towards a hungry polar bear? Humans are stoopid!!. I think she thought they would have a nice cuddle but that didn't exactly happen.
Yum! Human sausage!!
The polar bears didn't decide to ignore her. It didn't take long for them to begin biting at the idiot! When the crazy lady realized the polar bears were gnawing at her instead of showering her with welcoming kisses, she began swimming towards safety. Some of the zoo workers tried to get the bears away from her while others hoisted the heifer up the wall with a lifesaver. The first time they tried, the lifesaver broke, but eventually they got her ass up there. The woman was taken to the nearest hospital where she was treated for bites to her arms and legs. If Darwin were there he would have told them to leave her alone in there to prove his theory of survival of the fittest and let her get eaten for the idiot she is. It would have may the human species jump ahead in the evolutionary cycle by millions of years.
Nobody knows why she decided it was a good idea to try to play with the polar bears, but I think I know why. It's because she's CRAZY!!! Let's be serious.
So there you have it, another day at the zoo brought to you from the PPP.
Chow for now!
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