This is an investigative report from the PPP about a special kind of torture just for dogs that must be stopped! You heard of the human torture called "waterboarding", well the equivalent of torture for dogs is a horrible little box called the "Dog-O-Matic" but we call it "waterboxing!"
Some sadistic Frog (from the land of the Marquis de Sade of course!) decided to invent a contraption that supposedly washes us when we are stinky from rolling in mud and poo. It looks sooo innocent, a Dog-O-Matic for washing the dog like a person washes a car, without any of the fuss or love.
Frenchman Romain Jarry, 31, who insists the device is not cruel, hopes to introduce it to Britain next year after it proved a huge success in his home town of St Max, near Nancy.
It costs the equivalent of £13 to wash a small dog, £22 for medium size, rising to £31 for the largest customers.
Cats can also be catered for - at the small-dog price.
Mr Jarry said: 'It doesn't take long to wash the dog - usually a few minutes. The longest part is the drying. The dogs don't seem to get bored. They just sit there and they come out clean.
'We are really hoping it will take off and that other places will start buying in the machines.
'I would love them to be available in England within the next year or so but at the moment people are still getting used to the idea.'
Well I just ask you to look at these photos and see the torture, the look of desperation and the call for help this little dog (who bears a striking resemblance to me) as on his face. You be the judge. Doggie car wash or canine torture device.
All I can say is, my mommy knows better than to put me in this.
Chow for now!
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