Only In Jamaica!

Although I like to keep the PPP mostly about animal stories, sometimes I hear a human story that is quite hilarious so I have to post it.

This time the story is about a little thing called, "Daggering". It's a dance that Jamaicans do and the dance has cause a threefold jump in the incidences of men breaking their penis's. Yep! Only in Jamaica folks. My mom hates Jamaica because she had a bad vacation in Jamaica. She got mugged, the people had a chip on their shoulders, they couldn't get service in the restaurants, the vendors would hike the prices of the souvenirs she would try to buy. So when she heard of this story, she thought it couldn't have happened to a more deserving group of men.

The dance has been called “dry sex” on the dance floor, which usually includes the couple simulating various sexual positions, and often times, rough sex, to the beat of the music. Because of the obviously suggestive nature of the dance, it is not surprising that it has become popular activity in the bedroom, too. A Kingston doctor has said, “During very rigorous intercourse, the man can hit the woman’s pubic bone and sustain a fracture. There is a loud popping sound, excruciating pain and swelling.”

The problem of broken penises has become so widespread that the Jamaican government is considering a ban on daggering, including music with daggering lyrics. Below is a link of the dance on YouTube (the PG rated version), just cut and paste into your browser:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtRDezPmc_o&feature=player_embedded

Only in Jamaica, only in Jamaica. So the next time you are on the dance floor and someone moves suggestively against you offending you, just think it could be much worse, they could try to dagger you.

Chow for now!